you know you're having a bad day when:
1. you get up extra early to get a seat on the bus and end up standing anyway...just earlier.
2. while opening your yogurt container some of it sprays out onto your pants.
3. said yogurt makes your stomach churn and gurgle really loud during a lecture on different kinds of neurotransmitters.
4. you're listening to a lecture about different kinds of neurotransmitters.
5. the coffee you eagerly bought is too sugary to drink.
6. your hip, newly cut bangs that cost a lot of money hang in your face and bother you so much that you end up holding them back with a bobbypin.
7. the in-between weather makes you feel uncomfortably hot with a sweater and uncomfortably cold without it.
8. it is the 6th gloomy gray day in a row.
9. you fogot to put a belt on in the morning so you're saggin' like a gangsta
10. you discover, ONCE YOU GET TO WORK, that said gangsta pants, previously your favorite pair of jeans, complete with yogurt stains, has a huge hole in the butt.
posted by SN at 9:37 AM
5 Comments:
coffee to sugary to drink? Noooooooooo! The worst way to top of an already bad day
friday was the pits! i too had a weird day and was ready to collapse at 6:15! collapse i tell you. the bangs! i hate that. bangs can feel like they are going to be so cute but then you realize they are just a ploy by the bobby pin companies to increase sale. i spent YEARS with my bangs clipped to both side of my forehead after a bad cut in honduras. sorry yours cost a lot of money. oh, and sorry about neurotransmitters. ew. hope saturday and sunday made up for your fridoom.
Wow. I really feel bad for you -- but I laughed my keister off ... does that involve neurotransmitters?
um, I say it's a good day if your butt is so small that you even have the OPTION of your pants falling off of you . . . unlike some fat a$$es I know (such as myself!)
Man, I would want to neuro-transmit my foot up someone's butt after a day like that!
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